Cherry Cordials

Oh no! I was in Rosauers this afternoon and I hadn't eaten lunch. You know what they say about going shopping on an empty stomach? It's not advisable because you tend to buy junk food. Yep, I was looking for the bread aisle and had to walk past the candy section to get to the bread. Guess what jumped out at me? Those Cherry Cordials Rosemary is always talking about. I had to buy a bag out of curiousity. I now have them h0me and I am afraid to eat one for I might become addicted. Wonder if there is a 12 step program if I get hooked LOL. It might be something like this:
1) Avoid the candy sections in all stores.
2) Take a friend with you if you go to a store and tell them to keep you away from the candy aisle.
3) Don't visit people who you know have Cherry Cordials in their cupboards.
4) Make new friends who are diabetics because you know they can't eat Cherry Cordials.
5) If you accidently run into a situation where there are Cherry Cordials, put your hands in your pockets and leave the building immediately.
6) If someone puts a Cherry Cordial in your hand, run to the nearest sink and send it down the garbage disposal.
7) Admit to your friends that you have a problem when it comes to Cherry Cordials. If they are real friends they will help you get past the cravings.
8) If by chance you absolutely find it necessary to eat a Cherry Cordial, call your sponsor immediately and explain what caused your break down. Everyone slips once in a while.
9) Keep your sponsors phone number on your cell phone under "In case of an emergency".
10) Attend group meetings with people with the same problem.
11) Do not try to disguise the Cherry Cordial in order to eat it.
12) DO NOT take Cherry Cordials in cars, buses, planes or trains. Too tempting in confined spaces.

AND MY CAT SCAN SHOWED NO ABNORMALTIES???